🚨✨GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD?! Apple dropped the iPhone 17, and it's *so* spicy it might just burn your retinas! 🔥🤯 Say goodbye to awkwardly rotating your phone for group selfies, because the *new* front-facing camera is here to rescue your Instagram feed! 💁‍♀️📸 Now, the front camera is like that friend who’s always ready to take a pic without you yelling, "TURN IT!” 🤳💥 It’s rocking a fancy square sensor (because why not?) and comes with Center Stage vibes that’ll make you feel like you’re living in a TikTok video! 😎🎉 But don't get it twisted, fam! 🍵 While the iPhone 17 Gen Z edition (seriously, it needs a name) is out here flexing with its new 48MP telephoto camera on the Pro models, the base iPhone 17’s ultra-wide is still like “telephoto? What’s that?”🤦‍♂️ Come on, Apple, you know you can do better, right? Just imagine a Pixel 10 laughing in the background like “Stonks!” 📈😂 🌟Fake Leaked Developer Quote Alert: “We were aiming for 100MP, but we settled for 48MP because… uh, taxes. 🤷‍♂️” - Dave, Head of Selfie Tech So here’s my hot take: If the next iPhone doesn’t have an AI that can take selfies FOR you while you nap, what even is life? 🤖💀 Get ready for the iPhone 18 to come with sentient photobombing features or ELSE! 🚀💔