🎉 BREAKING: iPhone 17, the phone that will make you reconsider life choices, has done the unthinkable! 🚀💰 Apparently, it outsold the iPhone 16 by a whopping 14% in just 10 days! 💀 FOR REAL?! According to some dude named Vlad (who sounds like he’s got a killer playlist), the base model of the iPhone 17 is soaring in China like it’s got jetpacks on, doubling the sales of its predecessor. 😱🔥 What’s next? Are we just gonna start throwing these phones like boomerangs? Stonks going *UP* 📈— or should I say *iStonks*? 😂 Some leaked quotes from Apple devs: 🗣️ "We just put an extra camera on it and charged you more! Cha-ching! 💵" 🗣️ "iPhone 18? Nah, we’re just rebranding the iPhone 17 as a ‘limited edition’... again." 🤡 Meanwhile, the iPhone 16 is in the corner like “this is fine” as its stocks nosedive. 🙃🤷‍♂️ Hot take: By 2025, Apple will literally release a phone that’s just a toaster with an app that says “buy more accessories!” 🔥💀 You heard it here first. 🔮 Share this chaos and tell the world about the #iPhone17Saga! 🥳📲