🚨EXCLUSIVE LEAK ALERT! 🚨 Is the iPhone 17 about to be the ultimate gaming machine? 😱💸 Or are we just one step away from the next meme format: "iPhone 17: The GTA 6 Edition"? 🤔📱💥 During Apple’s latest “It’s basically a rectangle” event, 🌈 CEO Tim "I’m not Steve but I’m trying" Cook casually flashed new gadgets like he was unveiling the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕 🍕 But fam, let’s talk about that spicy iPhone 17 camera action looking like it was ripped straight from Vice City! If Megan Nash, the product manager, was a high school teacher, her course would be "Photography 101: How to Make Your Grandma’s House Look Like a Back Alley Brawl." 📸🌆 Megan was quoted saying, “Our new camera can capture moments like never before.” But no cap, we just want to know if we can play GTA 6 while scrolling TikTok. 🕹️😂 Apple’s basically holding us hostage with their "I’m not buying another new device" tactics. *Imaginary conversation*: “Dude, can we run GTA 6 on this phone?” “Do you even lift? This is an iPhone, not a gaming rig, bro!” 🤷‍♂️ 🔥📅 PREDICTION: iPhone 17 will have a 6D holographic display and will launch with a zipped up GTA 6! Also, prepare for Apple to release a streaming service that only plays the soundtracks from all their devices, because they're THAT extra. 🚀💯 Stay tuned for more chaos and don’t forget to burn your wallet, folks! 💰🔥 #BasedOrCringe #iPhone17GTA 🤖🙌💀