🌈🍊💰📱 HOLD THE PHONE, PEOPLE!!! NEW IPHONE DROP ALERT!!! 🚨📱🤯 Ladies and gentle-nerds, it seems like Apple is about to bless us with some super vibey orange for their iPhone 17 Pro, and NO, this isn't just your local fruit vendor trying to upsell his produce! 🍊💀 Picture this: you’re walking down the street with your new iPhone 17, and it’s so bright it could literally double as a traffic cone 🔥🚦. Leaked dev notes say they designed it to "make you stand out like a sore thumb on Tinder" 🤡💔. But let’s be real for a sec, fam: who asked for an orange iPhone? Are we trying to set the mood for a fall pumpkin spice latte or are we just embracing chaotic vibes? This tweet from a supposed Apple dev is possibly more real than the phone itself: “We just wanted something that would make you *cringe* when you see it in your ex's hands” 😂💔 Drake's out here like, “No new features? Just color changes??” 🥴👀 But honestly, this is just Apple saying "stonks" while serving you an overpriced orange brick 🍊💰. 🚀🍭 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will just release phones in flavors! 🍦💥 Get ready for the iPhone 20 Watermelon Edition! 🍉🎉