🚨🔊 Hold onto your AirPods, fam! Apple just threw another curveball in the endless cycle of “Why are you guys like this?” with their potential new leather alternative for the iPhone 17 cases! 💀🤡✨ You remember when they ditched leather like it was 2016 and FineWoven was supposed to be the next big thing? Yeah…. that didn't age like fine wine 🍷, more like expired milk 🥛. Customers were like *this is fine* as they frantically tried to wipe their cases clean while seething in disappointment! 🤬🔥 But *plot twist*—leaker Majin Bu (not the Dragon Ball Z guy, I checked!) is spilling the tea 🍵 that Apple might be resurrecting the ultimate leather alternative. Stonks??? 📈 Or cringe? 🤔 Drake would be pointing, but at what? 🤷‍♂️ 👀 Imagine the meeting: “So guys, the new case material is gonna be called…um, ‘FineWoven 2: Electric Boogaloo’ 😉”. I can already see the TikToks: *Me waiting for my iPhone 17 case to arrive like...* 💀🛍️ So what’s next? iPhone 18 with case made of recycled pixels? 🤖✨ My immortal hot take: Apple will eventually just wrap phones in organic avocado toast. No cap. 🥑🔥 Share this madness or forever hold your memes!