🚨📱💸 HOLD UP, GANG! The iPhone 17 Pro is about to hit your wallets harder than your ex's breakup text! 📉😱 A brand-new report just dropped, and guess what? 🍔 They’re saying Apple is ready to slap a price increase on us faster than you can say “stonks”! 💰💰 Yup, the iPhone 17 might be costing you an extra **FIFTY BUCKS**—that’s like your whole monthly coffee budget for an iPhone that probably still scratches your face with its overpriced case 🤡💔. Mark your calendars for Sept. 9, the day when Apple tells us how they’re innovating while we’re all just here sending doge memes 💀🚀. And in the words of Apple’s secret developer (who totally exists): “At this point, we could literally just put a barcode on a brick and people would still line up around the block.” 🧱😩 Let’s just be real here, folks. If you’re coping with the thought of handing over another arm and leg 🤖✋, just remember: the REAL upgrade is buying a VR headset and pretending this is all fine. This is fine. 🔥💔 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will charge you for breathing just to keep up with inflation—get your wallets ready and your meme faces ON! 🤪🤑 #iPhone17 #PriceHikePredictions #WeNeedMoreMemes