🚨🔧 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro TEARDOWN — Say hello to the *vapor chamber* and wave 👋 to SCRATCHGATE 2.0! 🌩️💔 So, iFixit just dropped the equivalent of a tech horror movie on us: The iPhone 17 Pro’s guts are SCREAMING for help! Imagine if your precious iPhone had a midlife crisis, took up parkour, and got a degree in thermodynamics—BEHOLD the “vapor chamber”! This device is so cool, it’s practically claiming it’s the new Ice Ice Baby. ❄️🥶 But wait! What’s this? The dreaded SCRATCHGATE has reared its ugly head again. Like, bro, Apple, we’re NOT trying to put our phones on blast as a dog toy! Did you expect us to be thrilled about Velcro-ing our pockets for repairs? 🤡💀 In a leaked message, one *dev* said, “We added the vapor chamber to cool the heat from all those lawsuits!” 💰🔥 But wait—here’s the kicker! Apple is reportedly bringing out an "iPhone 18 Crystal Edition" made of glass shavings from failed units! Who needs repairability when you can just spark joy while you cry over your shattered dreams? 😂 So, strap in folks! Your next phone might just be a fancy paperweight! 📱🌌 #TechChaos #ScratchgateTooReal #StonksDown Prediction: In 2025, we'll all be using *smart toasters* as our primary mobile devices. 🍞📱🚀