🚨📱**BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Confirmed to Have a Camera and Phone Case for FREE!** (not really, but can you imagine? 😂) Welcome back to **Rumor Replay** - aka the weekly exercise in watching Apple throw money at our faces while we pretend to care! 🤡💸 Here’s what’s buzzing this week about the iPhone 17 Pro! 🔥 Rumor has it they're upgrading the camera, which is basically just Apple saying, "Look, we put more lenses on a phone! You know you want to pay $1,500 for this stonks upgrade!" 📸💰 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “It’s basically just a new sticker design…but shhh, don’t tell them!” 🤫 And let’s talk COLORS, fam! Apparently, they're releasing it in “Midnight Blue Drowning in Debt” and “Pale Gold Why Am I Like This.” What’s next? *Carbon Fiber Hopes and Dreams?* 🤔✨ Pricing rumors say it’ll hit the $17,000 mark (not a typo, I’m just angry). Customers are gonna be like, “This is fine.” Meanwhile, Tim Cook is back at it, plotting to take our money while we sip overpriced lattes. 🌌**Hot Take**: In 2030, the iPhone 30 Pro will be sent to space and the only way to communicate will be via TikTok. Buckle up, bozos, the future is chaotic! 🚀🤖🔥 #AppleIsAHeartlessCorp #iPhone17Seethe