🚨🍏💰 **BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Price Reveal—Honk if You're 🥴** 🍏🚨 So, yo, rumor has it that Apple is about to nudge our wallets harder than a toddler in a candy store! 🤑✨ The iPhone 17 Pro is reportedly gonna cost 💵 $200 MORE! 💵 And guess what? You get a whopping 256GB of storage for that sweet, sweet cash. Like, lemme just check my bank account... oh wait, it’s on silent because it’s crying! 😭💸 Developer Quote™: "We figured charging more is the best way to stimulate the economy. Stonks, right? 💹💡" - Apple Dev #27 But for real, who needs another overpriced slab of aluminum and glass? 🤷‍♂️ I mean, Apple could literally sell us a rock at this point and we’d be like “Wow! It's so smooth!” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, Android users are over here with their budget phones and cloning iPhones like, “This is fine.” 🐸🔥 🧐 Hot Take Alert: I predict Apple is gonna drop an iPhone 17 Turbo or some nonsense in 6 months with a 10% battery increase and call it a day. Next year? The iPhone 18: a literal toaster that you can text from! 🍞📱 Lemme know if you’re still buying it, I’ll need a new couch for when I lose it over the price increases. 🤡💔🚀