🎉📱 **BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Max vs. Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra - THE EPIC BATTLE OF THE FLAGSHIPS** 🔥💸 Ladies and gentlemen, gather round because we’re about to deep-fry these overpriced rectangles and see which one of them can hold the title of “Your Wallet’s Worst Nightmare” 🤡💀. **iPhone 17 Pro Max:** It's got a triple-camera system that will make your selfies look like they've got a degree from an art school 🎓✨. But let's be real, you’re probably still gonna use the Snapchat filter that makes you look like a raccoon with lip fillers. Sorry, Tim Cook! 🙈💅 **Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra:** Meanwhile, Samsung’s throwing in a spaceship-level zoom so you can take pics of your crush from 3,000 miles away without them noticing 🚀👀. Too close? We’re all for some military-grade tech over here! *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just watched a lot of Star Trek and thought… why not?!” 🤖🤷‍♂️ **But which one should you waste your money on?** Both will only make you approximately $40,000 poorer over the years (bad news for your stonks)! 💰📉 🔥💥**Prediction Time:** In 2025, both brands will just merge into a single company called “iSamApple” and we’ll all be forced to use a device that just tells us to get a job instead of connecting calls. It’ll look like an air fryer. **This is fine.** 🍟🤯