🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The ultimate smartphone showdown is upon us! It's like the Avengers vs. the Justice League, but, you know, with more overpriced aluminum casing and a side of user rage. 📱💸 On one side, we have the iPhone 17 Pro Max 🙌🔥—Apple's latest money-sucking black hole! It’s so “Pro” that you might just wake up with a 401(k) reduction. “If it doesn’t have a $1.99 coffee app, did you even buy an iPhone?”—unnamed Apple Dev 🔥🤣. On the other side, the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra 🚀💰, which is literally so ultra that you might mistake it for a satellite! I mean, can you even handle those camera megapixels? You could probably film a Netflix series in 8K?! 👀 But is it worth giving up your vital organs? Just kidding, don't cope like that! 😅 Let’s be real, it’s the classic “Drake pointing” meme here: 👈 iPhone's user interface vs. 👉 Galaxy's hardware specs. What are we even doing anymore? So, here’s the hot take: AT LEAST ONE of these phones will cause meme-worthy existential dread over your bank account in the next month! 🔥💀 #BigMood Your wallets may not survive this annual slaughter, but hey, just drop those stonks—treat yourself, right? 💀💰