📱💥 THIS IS FINE…but is it REALLY, though? 🤔🔥 iPhone 17 Pro Max vs. Google Pixel 10 Pro XL: the showdown we didn’t ask for but the meme gods demanded! 💀🚀 Apple’s latest brick (a.k.a. the iPhone 17 Pro Max) just dropped, and it’s so shiny it’s making the sun jealous. The redesign is so fresh, I’d bet it smells like new car scent. But hold your horses! 🐴💨 Does it capture moments of you yelling at TikTok at 3 AM? No cap, we gotta know how it stacks up against the Pixel 10 Pro XL, aka the “G.O.A.T.” of nighttime shots. 🌙📸 Here’s what the *leaked* developer said—“Bro, even my grandma can’t tell the difference between our photos anymore. She’s not even impressed. She just wants to watch her soap operas.” 🤷‍♂️😵‍💫 Also, shout out to those battery life improvements, but if I’m still hunting for a charger at 4 PM, I’m throwing hands. 🤜🤛 Drake’s out here like, “iPhone 17 Pro? Nah, I'm still swiping right on Google.” The real question is, can we survive another year of “who’s better”? Spoiler: we can’t. 🔥🤖 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll be taking selfies with our microwaves—stonks! 💰😂 #CrisisInTech #MicrowaveSelfies