🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Apple just dropped a bombshell that’s juicier than a ripe avocado smashed on toast! 🥑💥 So, grab your coffee, because this is gonna be a whole saga of battery drama that’s more riveting than a soap opera plot twist. 📺😱 The iPhone 17 Pro Max *might* sport a 5,000mAh battery – that’s right, folks, we're not in Kansas anymore; we are *definitely* in Battery Land now! 🚀💪 That’s a staggering upgrade from the 4,685mAh on the iPhone 16 Pro Max! So, Apple is still playing catch-up with the Android gang while strutting around like they're waving the "King of Batteries" flag. 😂👑 One “leaked” emoji-drenched quote from a totally anonymous source at Apple said: “We realized that powering the device with a potato was not a sustainable strategy.” 😤🥔🔌 Meanwhile, Android users are out here like, “Stonks” 📈, sipping tea as they moan, “That’s cute, Apple.” ☕👌 But let’s keep it 100: Can we really consider a product with a tiny battery compared to a power bank a “Pro”? 🤔💤 This is fine. The meme potential is *chef's kiss* 🤌🔥 – and my hot take? Apple’s next move will just be charging us to look at the battery percentage. No cap! 💰💀