🚨💥 STOP EVERYTHING! The iPhone 17 Pro Max has landed and it’s bigger, bolder, and… **ORANGE** 🍊? Who knew we’d be *living* the Fruit of the Loom life in 2023?! Let’s talk specs — forget that “sleek and thin” nonsense. Apple’s like, “Nah, fam, we’re stacking on the beef this time!” 💪🔥 I mean, if you’re gonna serve up a phone that weighs more than your hopes and dreams, it better have a battery that lasts longer than your last relationship! 💔 #Stonks 👀 BTW, rumor has it a *leaked* developer quote from an Apple guy: “We figured, why not make the battery bigger? People are just using them for TikToks anyway.” 🤷‍♂️ *Based, fr fr.* And the camera upgrades? Expect your selfies to look so good the phone might develop a personality (and I’m not talking about iOS 18’s sardonic wit). 📸💅 Drake pointing to the iPhone 17 while saying “This is the one.” Like bro, it’s the last one too – or at least until they release the iPhone 17 Pro Max Ultra Mega Plus ♾️ next month! 🚀 🔥💰 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a world where batteries can last longer than 24 hours, the next thing we know? iPhones will be used to charge electric cars, invent time travel, and create a utopia! 🤖💥 Get ready for the iCar! 🍏🚗💨 #Apple #iPhone17 #MemeMagic