🎉🚨 HOLD ONTO YOUR SNEAKERS, FOLKS! 🚨🎉 Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 Pro Max, and guess what? If you wanna flex that 2TB storage, you’ll have to cough up a cool *$2,000*! 💸💸 That's right, you could buy a car or, you know, just an overpriced phone that fits like 10,000 selfies of you making that "I’m rich" face. 🤳💅 💀😱 Looks like Tim Cook saw the "stonks" meme and took it too seriously! Imagine putting "2TB" in your bio like you’re hoarding memories like a digital dragon. 🐉🔥 #HungryForData "Oh, but it's *premium*!" says the Apple fanboy while standing in line for five hours, forking over cash like they’re at a lemonade stand run by the Kardashians. "This is fine,” he mutters, staring into the abyss of his credit card bills. ✔️💥 Developer quote leak: “We just figured if we added extra storage, we could *actually charge* more! 🤡💰 Genius, right?” 🤖🤦‍♂️ So, here’s the 🤯 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, they'll just sell you phones wrapped in gold leaf and call it a “limited edition,” because who doesn’t wanna spend rent money on a shiny brick? 🤯🚀 Embrace the chaos, fam! Get ready for meme madness! Who’s getting this overpriced trophy? 💪🔥 #iPhone17RichKidsClub