🚨💥BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Might Have Antennas Like Your Grandma’s Old Walkie-Talkie! 📞✨ Y'all sitting down? Because Majin Bu just dropped a rumor hotter than your AirPods in the summer sun! 🍳🔥 Apparently, Apple is ready to take the iPhone 17 Pro to the LAND OF ULTRA with antennas inspired by the Apple Watch Ultra. Yes, you heard that right! Say goodbye to sleek design and hello to the "Why does this look like my grandma's antenna TV?” aesthetic! 📺💀 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We figured if the Apple Watch can look like a rugged tool, why can't we make phones that double as satellite dishes? Stonks!" 🤡💰 So what’s next, an iPhone that can double as a Nissan pickup truck? 🚗💨 Fr fr, Apple is just one meme away from releasing an iPhone with built-in fishing rods. 🔥 This is fine. Just sit back, watch the cringe unfold, and remember: the only thing worse than your cell service will be your friends trying to flex their iPhone 17s. Keep coping and seething, Android users! Look out, fam! In 2024, we’ll be finding iPhones stuck in trees because they’re so bulky you’ll confuse them for a modern art sculpture. Just wait and see! 😵‍💫💥