🚨📱 *BREAKING NEWS* - iPhone 17 Pro is about to make us question our entire existence! 😱🔥 Hold your wallets, folks, because Apple is reportedly flipping the script from titanium to aluminum for the *“Pro”* model. Yep, you heard me right! It's like putting a Lambo engine in a go-kart! 🤡💀 Rumor has it that Tim Cook decided the *“Pro”* in iPhone 17 Pro actually stands for *“Probably not worth it.”* 😅 Sources say internally he was seen doing the Drake pointing at the aluminum saying, “It’s lighter, cheaper, and less classy - sign me up!” 😂💸 But wait, there’s more! Instead of drooling over premium materials, Apple is bringing the *“exciting”* colors back, aka this is your chance to cop a sparkly blue that screams “midlife crisis.” Who needs premium when you can have *bold*?? 💅🚀 And for the ultra-thin iPhone 17 Air? Yeah, that’s just gonna be a paper airplane with a Retina display. "This is fine," said every Apple fan two years from now. 🤷‍♂️ *Hot take:* In a few years, we'll be one upgrade away from an iPhone made of recycled soda cans, and we’ll all be like: “Stonks! 🚀” So remember to share this or you’re just seething in the depths of tech mediocrity! 💥💥