"iPhone 17 Pro internals looking sexier than my last date ππ₯ Get your eyes ready for this glow up! ππ±"
π±π₯π Hold onto your butts, fam, βcause Basic Apple Guy just dropped some iPhone 17 Pro & Pro Max internals wallpapers that are π₯π₯π₯! Two months of βworkβ (read: procrastination) and now weβre supposed to lose our minds over circuits & chips? π€‘β¨ Letβs be real, if I wanted to stare at something that looks like a motherboard vomited on my screen, Iβd just look at my banking app after splurging on the new iPhone! ππΈπ But fr fr, these wallpapers are the only thing keeping your fancy gadget from looking like another boring brick. βTheyβre aesthetically pleasing,β says one leaked dev quote: βBut honestly, I just wanted a pretty pic of a flower.β π₯΄πΌ So if you're that one friend trying to flex your high-tech wallpaper while still living in your parents' basement, *this is fine*... right? Drakesβ pointing, βIβd rather have a cat pic.β π±π Unhinged prediction: Soon, Apple will release a βWallpapers for the Soulβ subscription service. ππ° Get ready to pay $4.99/month for wallpapers that make you question your entire existence! Stonks go up when you stare at these beauties, meme lords! ππ₯ #AppleLovers #JustImpressYourFriends
