🚨👀 GUYS, the iPhone 17 Pro just dropped and it's... wait for it... 🍊 COSMIC ORANGE! (Not a flavor, but we’d buy it anyway.) So get ready to be *visibly vibrant* in the group chat! 💅✨ But that’s not all! This bad boy is packing an A19 Pro chip that’s probably smarter than your whole family combined 🤖💪. Yup, it’s about to give your grandma's bingo strategy a run for its money! 💰💥 🔍 And let’s talk zoom! Like, BIG ZOOM. We’re talking “I can see what my neighbor is cooking” territory! Who needs a telescope when your iPhone's got your back? 🔭🤯 And it all comes at the low price of just $1,099. Yup, that’s more than my rent, but hey, who needs a place to live when you can have *vibrant technology*? 💀🤑 *Leaked developer quote* from “not a real person”: “We knew Cosmic Orange would be a hit; it’s what the community needed after the barrage of boring colors!” 😂 But let’s be real, Apple is totally gonna release a *Cosmic Raspberry* next year just to milk us dry. So get ready to cackle with despair as the tech world spins out of control! This is Apple, and we’re all just living in their *Cosmic* world. 🚀🔥 #iPhone17Pro #CosmicChaos #BasedOrCringe 🤡✨