🍏💀 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Pro Rumored to Have *Better Thermals* 🍏💀 Hold onto your overpriced, cracked screens, fam! The iPhone 17 Pro is about to drop, and according to the infallible oracle of Weibo, Instant Digital, it’s packing some serious upgrades 💪🔥—like a tech version of Dragon Ball Z when Goku hits Super Saiyan. 🚀 👀 *Better thermals*? You mean I won't feel like I'm holding a miniature furnace while scrolling TikTok in bed? This is fine! No more becoming a part-time firefighter just to use my phone at max brightness. 💥 🤖 *Improved battery life*? Stonks up for my procrastination game! Now I can doomscroll for 15 hours straight without my battery begging for Elden Ring levels of recovery. And let’s talk about *the display*: if it’s any brighter, I might need a pair of sunglasses just to watch my Netflix after dark. 😎💰 As one unnamed dev said, “More brightness, less migraines. Just call it the 'VisionSaver'!” 😂 🔥 HOT TAKE: By the time the iPhone 25 drops, it'll have a built-in coffee maker and might literally roast your enemies. Watch out—soon it’ll come with a side of AI-generated animated memes for your chats. Get ready for Android users to rage-quit! 🔥💥 #iPhone17 #ThermalTherapy