🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS, GANG! The iPhone 17 Pro is here to rob your wallets and fry your brain! 💸🔥 That’s right, Apple is back at it again with **higher prices AND fewer storage options**. Kind of like getting a single fry in a large order! 🤡🍟💔 🤖💬 "Yo, I hear we're charging people an extra $200 for the same phone with less space like it's 1999!" - *Some leaks say it was Craig Federighi, but we can't confirm that. Yet.* Imagine pulling a Drake point meme 🤔➡️ when you realize your 256GB storage now only exists in your dreams.💭💔 You thought you were ballin’ with that classic stonks meme? Well, this time, Apple just took your cash and ran like Batman at the end of a bad date. 💀🦇 💥 But wait! *This is fine* meme plays in the background as you watch your friends flex their 1TB Androids 🤖. Prediction Alert: By 2025, Apple will sell a 10GB model for **only** $1500, and everyone will act like they’ve been blessed by the tech gods. 😂👑 Share this chaos and let’s get this meme party going! 🚀🔥 #iPhone17Pro #ROBBED #TechNoThanks