🎉🔥🔥 iPHONE 17 PRO REVIEW: A HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION? 🔥🔥🎉 Yo fam, lemme hit you with the freshest tea from The Verge (aka the snooze-fest central) about the iPhone 17 Pro – a phone so great, even Siri is struggling to keep up. 🤖💀 Listen up, because this is going to blow your mind (or not, depending on your excitement level). So here’s the scoop: this bad boy comes with a rock-solid battery 💪💰, and the outdoor screen is BRIGHTER than my future after discovering stonks 💸💸. But wait, here’s the kicker – it’s heavier than your ex’s baggage! 🏋️‍♂️ No cap, it's like lugging around a small toddler! 😤 In the wild world of tech, "weights are the new specs" didn’t hit trending status for nothing! 😅 And let’s chat about Siri – she’s out here moving like a tortoise 🐢 while the rest of us are zooming like Usain Bolt! It’s like, "Hey Siri, can you catch a break?" 🤦‍♂️ Developer vibes: "I swear, I thought we added an upgrade button for her!" 😂 💥 Unhinged Take Time: By 2025, I predict Apple will just roll out a physical weight with a screen – call it iPhone 20 Stroooong 💪📱 – and Siri will be an NFT that helps you order pizza! 🍕🚀 Share this post and make it the viral meme of the year! 🌍💥