💀📈 Guys, grab your wallets ‘cause Apple is about to hit you with a price hike like it’s Black Friday on steroids! 🚀💸 The iPhone 17 Pro? More like iPhone 17 NOPE! 😂💔 They claim they’re adding “new features” but honestly, are they just gonna throw in the “ability to pay rent” as a feature too? 🤷‍♂️ For real though, a report’s buzzin’ like it’s stuck in a 2012 time loop: “Oh hey, we’re hiking prices again!” No cap, they dropped the “Pro” part but forgot to mention the “Pro” in Procrastination—because that’s what we all do when we think we can afford it. 😅🤑 And let’s not get started on the leaks. Imagine Apple devs in the breakroom like: “Hey, what if we charged them an extra $200 for the ‘vibing’ feature?” 🤡🔥 And what does that even mean? Is it like 5G but makes your life better? 😂👀 This is fine! Just another day in the tech universe where the stonks are up but our bank accounts are down! 💔📉 🛑🔥 Hot take: I bet Apple is low-key trying to figure out how to charge us for the air we breathe next. Mark my words! 🔮💀 #iPhone17 #iPayRent