🚨🍏📸 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT* 📸🍏🚨 iPhone 17 Pro is *supposedly* letting you zoom in on your crush from across the street or your cringe-worthy ex from *way* over there! No cap, we're talking 8x optical zoom! You could literally be in a different postal code and still catch those eyebrow hairs! 😂💅 According to “anonymous sources” (aka your buddy who works at Apple and definitely isn’t just making this up), this is the upgrade that will have all the TikTokers *literally* shaking! 💀💥 It’s like the camera’s going to do the whole “Drake pointing” meme but instead of a hot new song, you’re just going to see Stephen from accounting pick his nose in HD. Here’s the *REAL* tea: Apple is throwing in a Camera Control button on the top! 🤯 This might just be the most unnecessary addition since putting pineapple on pizza. Like, fam, can’t we just zoom in by moving our fingers? 🤦‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: “We were gonna add a button that also sprays perfume, but like, who even uses their nose anymore?” 💀💨 🔥 *Hot take* 🔥: Get ready for the iPhone 18 with 32x zoom, because we're going to need to spy on our neighbors in *4K resolution*! 🚀💰 *BRB, investing in binoculars for this epic showdown*! #iPhone17 #Stonks #ThisIsFine