🎉 👀 GATHER AROUND TECH UNICORNS! You won’t believe what’s happening in the Apple cosmos right now! 🍏🚀 So, here we have the *highly-anticipated* iPhone 17 pricing announcement from 9to5Mac – and let me tell you, these prices are giving me major *my mortgage is due* vibes! 💸💀 According to *totally-not-made-up* leaked quotes, one developer said, "At this point, the iPhone 17 better come with a pet unicorn for these prices!" 🦄💰 But it gets weirder! Apple is going FULL gladiatorial on Elon Musk, trying to take him down in the wild west of tech 🤠⚔️. Are we about to witness the ultimate meme showdown? You know it, and *this is fine* while I binge on popcorn 🍿😅. In other news, Backblaze is saving us from existential dread with 10% off file preservation – because seriously, who hasn’t accidentally deleted their entire life? 😵‍💫💾 Use code “9to5daily” before it’s too late! And here's my totally rational, no cap, hot take: The iPhone 17 will actually *print money* 🤑 – or maybe just print the words "buy a better phone" in 10 different languages. Mark my words, Apple will reinvent the wheel, and musky memes will be a thing of the past 🔮💥! Share this or get your tech degree revoked! ✌️😂