🚨🚨 BREAKING: THE iPHONE 17 IS ABOUT TO SLAP YOUR WALLET WITH A $50 PRICE HIKE!!! 💸📱 Welcome to the future, my fellow stonks enthusiasts! The only thing rising faster than my blood pressure at another Apple event is the price of that shiny fruit-branded tech 🤡🔝 🤑 So, what's the tea, sis? Analyst Edison Lee from Jefferies just dropped this spicy intel 🔥. Apparently, iPhone prices have been chillin' at the same level for, like, forever. But now that the iPhone 17 is on the horizon, prepare to say goodbye to your lunch money. 🙈😮 You thought you were living in the “This is fine” meme? Nah, you're about to be sipping on that “Cope and seethe” latte! 💀☕️ Leaked convo in the Apple HQ: **Tim Cook**: "How can we make more money?" **Edison Lee**: "Increase prices by $50, it's the American way!" **Tim Cook**: "BRILLIANT!💡” iPhone enthusiasts, mark your calendars. The price is going to hit you harder than your last breakup. 😭📆 No cap, I’m predicting the iPhone 17 will come bundled with a gifted therapist to help you THROUGH the grief of empty pockets! 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: Apple will start charging $10 PER TEXT after the iPhone 17 release! Keep a lookout, it's about to get wild, fam! 🤖🚀