🚨 BREAKING: iPhone 17 is landing like a meteor on Oz & Kiwi shores! 🌏💥 The latest shiny rectangles from Apple are pulling a fast one on our wallets, but it’s totally worth it for those who enjoy a lifetime of debt! 😂💸 🥴 Picture this: You pre-ordered the **iPhone 17** (because, obviously, your iPhone 15 was a loss, 🤷‍♂️), and NOW it’s finally in your hot little hands. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left in the digital dust like: “Is this fine?” 🔥🤣 🦁 The **iPhone Air** is swooping down and, honestly, it weighs less than your crush's interest in you! **Apple Watch Series 11** and **Ultra 3** are here to remind us that even our watches are living better lives than we are. “Fr fr, my watch just got an upgrade, but my life still feels like a laggy app.” 📱👀 **LEAKED DEV QUOTE:** “Honestly, I just throw in some cool emojis and pray the hype keeps the sales up. 🤖🍏” Stonks in the Apple countryside are upon us! 📈🚀 Are people gonna line up for this overpriced garbage? You bet your bottom dollar! 🍏✨💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: The iPhone 17 is gonna get the same battery life as your hopes and dreams — 0% by noon! 🤡💀 Share this if you’re just here for the meme chaos & the impending tech apocalypse!!