🚨📱 *BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL YOU APPLE SHEEP* 📱🚨 🎉 Tomorrow at 5:00 AM PT, the gates of the iPhone 17 kingdom will OPEN! But wait, hold up! 😱 If you wanna cut that virtual line like a boss, you better know about Apple’s *"Get Ready"* option. That’s right, fam! It's time to channel your inner **"Galaxy Brain"** 🧠✨ and prep like you just took a red pill in the Matrix. 👀 This is the cutoff time to get your digital ducks in a row before Tim Cook hits you with that *“sorry, you snooze you lose”* energy. I mean, we all know you were just gonna hit the snooze button on your alarm, right? 🤣 No cap, if you don’t do this, you might as well be sipping tea with Gordon Ramsay while your pals ride off into the sunset with their snazzy new gadgets. 🔥💰 Picture this convo: **Dev 1:** "Yo, did you get the ‘Get Ready’ feature?" **Dev 2:** "Nah, I was too busy scrolling TikTok." **Dev 1:** "Enjoy that iPhone 7, buddy!" 👀💀 So get your notifications ON and your auto-refresh fingers warmed up. Because if you miss out, you might just join the ranks of the *'This is fine' meme* dogs, sitting in your flames of despair. 🚀🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Apple will soon make pre-orders a full-blown eSport with live commentators. “And it’s not looking good for this player, folks!” 💪😂