🚨📱💥 iPhone 17 is COMING and it’s about to get a FACE LIFT with some spicy features that’ll have Android users seething like they just saw their cornflakes in a milkless world! 🥴💔 I mean, who wouldn’t want an iPhone that can literally read your mind?! 🤖💭 Here are SEVEN features from Google, OpenAI, and other wizards that Apple should grab faster than you can say “stonks!” 📈🔥 1️⃣ **AI-Powered Mood Ring** – Perfect for detecting when your ex texts. (not interested 👋💔) 2️⃣ **ChatGPT-ified Siri** – Imagine Siri giving you life advice when you ask “where’s my left sock?” Asking for a friend 😂 3️⃣ **Google Lens 2.0** – Find the nearest pizza while texting your mom about how you haven’t showered... for days. 🥴🍕 4️⃣ **Pixel Perfect Camera** – Just to flex on your Insta followers because we know they’re all fake anyway. 📸✨ 5️⃣ **Battery Saver Mode** – But, like, really saves your battery. #NotJustAFancyName 6️⃣ **Use Your Face to Unlock** – Your therapist might start charging more once they see all those cringey selfies you take 😂🤳 7️⃣ **Integration with OpenAI Music** – So you can finally stop listening to your roommate’s terrible Spotify playlist. 🎶💀 As Apple rolls out this magic, you just KNOW they’re going to charge like $1,000 more because “innovation.” 💰😩 🔥💥 Leaked convo from an Apple developer: “Why innovate when we can just slap a ‘17’ on it and call it a day? 🤷‍♂️” Hot take: I predict that iPhone 17 will make people jump from Android faster