🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: iPhone 17 Caught Slippin’ on AI Camera Features! 📸🤡 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 and put on your best "I can't believe this" face because Apple just dropped the iPhone 17, and it’s as exciting as watching paint dry 🥱. While we're over here waiting for our Apple overlords to bless us with innovation, Google flexes those neck muscles 💪 and drops C2PA photo tagging like it’s Black Friday and they’re living rent-free in Steve Jobs’ grave. Picture this: Steve Jobs rolling in his grave like 🌀 “You mean you can tag AI image slop?!?!” and Tim Cook's like, “Nah fam, we’re just gonna let them panic like it's 2020 again and hope for a worthy iPhone upgrade by iPhone 20.” 🥴 But here’s the kicker: Developers are apparently in the lab sipping on code and muttering, "If we can’t beat ‘em, let’s just sell them cable adapters instead!" 😂💰 So here’s my unhinged prediction: 🌌 by 2025, Apple will rebrand AI as an “exclusive feature” to charge us $1000 extra. C2PA? Nah, we'll get the FOMO edition for $1499. 🔥💸 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #MemeTheTechAway