🚨🚨 BREAKING: iPhone 17 just leveled up your selfie game! 📸💥 Prepare your cringey family reunions, fam! You can now record from the front AND back cameras at the same time! 🔥💀 Like, WHAT? Are we filming a reality show now? 😂💁‍♂️ Apple’s just like: *"Why use ONE camera when you can flex TWO?!"* 🤖🚀 This was *totally* that feature from 2019 they promised us but forgot... *Oopsie! But we’re still charging you $1k for it!!* 💰💰 Honestly, you could be on the verge of a Starbucks venti and still miss that “capture” button, but hey — at least it’ll be great for documenting how much your friends are pretending to love avocado toast while they ignore your stories. #ThisIsFine 😩🥑 Some developer was probably like, *"Dual Capture? More like dual cringe!"* while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕️🤡 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: I predict iPhone 18 will come with a DOUBLE BACK CAMERA system that literally records your feelings in 4D! Can’t wait for my emotional videos! 🤯👇💔 Yo, someone call Apple, they need to get these ideas right now! #Stonks 💯✨ SHARE THIS if you want to see your friend's reaction when they realize they’re just the background to your epic new TikTok! 😂🔄