🥱 Y’all, let’s put the *SNOOZE* in *SNOOZE-fest*! Apple just dropped the iPhone 17, and I’m here to *spice it up* because fr fr, this is what you get when you keep recycling design like your grandma’s Thanksgiving leftovers 🥴🍗. NO MORE PLUS? More like *NO MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK* 😤🔥. The iPhone 17 is stealing Wi-Fi bandwidth like it owns the place, but wait, it’s packing ProMotion and a slick 120Hz refresh rate... just kidding, still looks like 2018 up in here! 😵‍💫✨ But lemme spill the tea 🍵, Apple’s finally enhancing that display like a glow-up meme 💅, but still, it’s a 6.3-inch basic b*tch—yawn! Do you wanna hear a “leaked” chat from some “devs”? 😏💬 **Dev 1:** "Should we make it look different?" **Dev 2:** "Nah, just slap a bigger battery on it. They’ll eat it up like stonks!" 📈🔥 8 more hours of battery life, tho?! 🤯 I guess they ran out of *battery memes* for their 26th iOS update, but hey, *Center Stage camera* sounds like a TikTok thirst trap waiting to happen 👀💦. But here’s the *real tea*: in 2024, they’ll drop the iPhone 18: now with a built-in toaster—because it’s time to burn your bread along with your cash. 🍞💰 #AppleMemeMadness