🚨📱BREAKING: Get ready to throw your iPhone 17 Air into the trash can, fam!! 🗑️💀 The *Tecno Pova Slim* just dropped, and it’s soooo thin, I thought it was an Instagram filter! 🤳✨ This absolute legend of a phone is only $200! 💰 Like, that’s less than my morning coffee - no cap! ☕️💀 It lasts ALL DAY, which is like, literally unheard of for this price range. More battery life than my will to live during Monday morning meetings! 😂 Rumor has it, some development team sat around the conference room table with the meme "This is fine" dog plastered all over the walls when they decided to make a phone that won't die mid TikTok session! 🐶🔥 One "developer" (aka Chad from marketing) was quoted saying, “We just wanted a phone that doesn't sound like a jet engine when you open a browser.” 😂 Meanwhile, corporate is like: *Drake pointing meme* at their old $1000 toilets disguised as smartphones. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we'll ALL be using Tecno phones while Apple is still charging us $1500 for a glowing brick that requires a nuclear reactor to power! So, strap in and serve up those stonks, because the future is *Pova*licious! 🚀👾💥