💥📱BREAKING: The iPhone 17 Models Are Here & They’re Wearing the Same Outfit Again! 🤡🎉 So, Apple just dropped their *oh so shocking* iPhone 17 lineup, and guess what? It’s like déjà vu but in 4K! 🤯🚀 Talk about a glow-up! 💅 All four models will be available for pre-order this Friday, and hitting stores on September 19 - just in time for you to flex on the ‘gram! 📸💁‍♂️ But hold up! Did you know you can now change the background while you’re on FaceTime? Who even asked for that? 🥴💔 Plus, you can now purchase a fancy case that costs more than your actual rent! Based! 💰🤣 *Leaked Developer Quote Alert!* “We literally just slapped a better camera on the same phone, but the stonks are gonna go 🚀!” - A dude who definitely didn’t want to be quoted.💀 And fr fr, if you think the iPhone 17 is actually different, let me hit you with the Drake pointing meme – *Point 1: Same old, same boring!* Point 2: 150% more “This is fine” vibes! 🔥🤷‍♂️ So here’s my hot take: Apple will soon announce the iPhone 21 with a built-in toaster! 🍞🔮 You heard it here first! Use it to burn your cash and your dignity at the same time! 🔥🍞💸