🔥💰🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s low-cost iPhone 17e is about to drop, and rumor has it, it might just slap harder than your uncle at a wedding! ⏰💃 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 🍏💸 Apple is dropping FOUR new iPhones like they’re hot potatoes, but wait, there’s a budget-friendly superhero in town: the iPhone 17e! 💪💥 Leaks suggest it’s getting some *glow-up* upgrades that'll have everyone who just bought the iPhone 16 looking like the “this is fine” meme while their pockets burn. 🔥💀 “Honestly, we just wanted to keep people from seething over high prices,” said *not-a-real-leaker* 👀, as he sips on that sweet, sweet apple juice. The 17e could potentially come with features that make you question every purchase you’ve ever made. Drake point to the camera because this is a whole mood! 🚀📸 But why bother when you can just buy a "barely-competent" Android for half the cost? 🤔💁‍♂️ Stonks are gonna STONK, though, because let’s be real, Apple fans would sell a kidney for a shiny new logo. Here’s my unhinged prediction: In three years, the 17e will come with more colors than a bag of Skittles and *probably* run on good vibes only! 🍭🌈 Buckle up, meme lords! 🚀✨ #ApplePullingAfastone #iPhone17e #ThisIsFine