🚨📱 iPhone 17 is coming and it’s about to be a straight-up *meme-tastrophe*! 😱💰 Apple is hyping up its new flagship like it's the last slice of pizza at a party, and honestly, I can’t tell if I want to drool or vomit! 🤢🍕 So, what’s the tea? 👀☕ Word on the street is that the camera bump is getting a glow-up, turning your pics into the equivalent of that “This is fine” meme when you run it through a filter! 🔥📸 Also, hold onto your wallets, fam, ’cause that refresh rate might be higher, but the price will be sky-high like Elon on a SpaceX rocket! 🚀💸 One “leaked” Apple developer was like, “Why fix a iPhone when you can just make it look cooler and charge more?” 🤡💀 Honestly, that’s probably a “based” strategy if you like the whole “take my money” thing! 💳💀 Expect the classic Drake pointing meme when you realize you’ll need to sell your kidney for a decent model! 💔💉 💥🔥 Hot take? The iPhone 17 is gonna be so overpriced, you might start seeing iPhone 6 in thrift stores getting a #GlowUp to stay relevant! 😤 Keep your eyes peeled and your wallets closed, because this apple 🍏 is about to get rotten! 🤖💣