🚨 STOP THE PRESS! 📱🔥 You thought the iPhone 17 was just gonna be another shiny brick? Think again! Apple's gotta crank up that AI juice if they wanna keep up with Google and OpenAI’s meme-optimized brainz! 💀😱 Let's break this down: Here are 7 AI features that could make the iPhone 17 the GOAT (Greatest of All Time) 🔥💰💸, instead of being that one friend who's always late to the meme party! 1. **AI Genie Sidebar**: Like Siri, but actually listens! 🙄✨ *“Siri, I hate my life!”* 💔 “This is fine!” 🤡 2. **Deepfake Mode**: Want to convince your boss you’re at a meeting? Enter the realm of *“THIS IS FINE”* meme! 😂💼 3. **Stonk Predictor**: Predict whether your stocks are about to go 🚀 or 💀. *“Wanna buy the dip?”* So based! 4. **Mood Ring AI**: Detects your mood and changes your wallpaper accordingly! Fr fr, no one wants to see your sad cat memes in the middle of work. 🐱💔 5. **Social Stalker**: The ultimate feature — it tells you who unfollowed you and when! 💅 *“Why you gotta do me like that?!”* 6. **Procrastination Mode**: Automatically closes productive apps and opens TikTok. "Sorry not sorry!" 🤖🔥 7. **Meme Vault**: An AI that generates the perfect meme for any situation. Drake pointing? OP knows the vibes! 🚀😂 *“Yo, but what if we just made the iPhone a meme machine? Like, that's the new frontier!” - Totally Real Apple Developer* 🤖💬 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025,