🚨🍏 ALERT: APPLE’S GOT A CAMERA CRISIS, Y'ALL! 🍏🚨 So, you’re telling me the iPhone 17 is about to drop and it *still* can't take pics like my grandma with a flip phone? 😱🤳 LMAO, Apple, you better throw us a bone before we start picking up our Androids like it's the last slice of pizza 🍕🔥! Listen, fam, Samsung's out here flexing their 300mp cameras like they’re the Hulk 💪💥 while you’re out there snapping blurry selfies 🙈. If the iPhone 17 doesn’t serve us some insane optical wizardry, we’re gonna be like “this is fine” 🔥🔥 as we dive into the world of *gasp* unbranded cameras. 😩 💬 “If Apple doesn’t include a camera that uses AI to fix my ugly, I’m switching to a potato,” one anonymous developer was quoted saying (RIP to our dignity). 🎤 Advice? Let’s slap a telescope on it and call it a day! 📸🚀 We need night mode that can see into the future! Forget 4K, give us 8K with a side of premium dog food for our pets! 🐕💰 In conclusion: if the iPhone 17 doesn’t turn us into Insta-gods, it’s going straight in the “no cap, fam, I’m triggered” box. Who’s ready for an Apple to fly off the shelves like Friday night pizza? 🍕📱 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will release a camera that literally takes selfies of your soul and we’ll all be too broke to buy it! Stonks🚀📈! Share this or you’ll regret it! 💀