🎉 BREAKING: Tim Cook is out here serving up some spicy tea on the iPhone 17 🍵💀! Apparently, demand is STRONGER than Apple expected. Like, what? Did he think we’d all be chugging aloe water and recreating the “This is fine” meme while waiting for our new shiny bricks? 🤖💅 In a recent quarterly report, Timmy “The Cook” sidestepped questions like a pro dodgeball player—meanwhile, the numbers for the basic iPhone 17 and the Pro version are looking like that galactic brain 🤯 meme! Stonks going *brrrr* 📈🚀 fr fr. Rumor has it, Tim whispered to his team: "We just put the same device in a new box and called it a day. They're buying it though... let's pretend we put a 17 in there somewhere🤔." 🤫💰 Meanwhile, Apple’s marketing team is doing the Drake meme; “iPhone 17 new features? Nah. iPhone 17? YES!” 🥴🔥 Folks, if you think this is it, just wait till they release a *pro* version of the charging cable. Unhinged prediction: Apple will announce a new iPhone model every 3 months until we’re all just iPhones at this rate! 📱💀💔 #iPhoneInfiniteLoop Share if you made it through this chaotic ride! 🌀✨