🔥📱STOP THE PRESSES! Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and honestly??? It’s like they took the brain of a millennial and the dreams of a boomer and slapped it into a shiny rectangle. Let’s dissect these features that you *definitely* aren’t using. 🤡💀 1️⃣ **Invisible Buttons**: Yeah, you heard that right. It’s like Apple said, “We’re gonna make buttons that are a vibe but also non-existent.” 😩 That’s right, you’re playing the world's most elaborate game of charades just to turn off your flashlight. 🤷‍♂️ THIS IS FINE. 2️⃣ **AirPods' Sleep Mode**: Ever wanted the sweet sound of silence while snoozing? Now your AirPods literally ghost you when you hit the pillow. 😴👻 "Hey Siri, can you make it even harder for me to wake up for work?" No cap, you might as well start investing in alarms. Stonks? Nope. 3️⃣ **Crossbody Strap?**: Apple’s hinting at a fashion statement but also serves as a reminder to never leave your house again! “Hey bro, did you see my new crossbody? It’s just my phone…but, like, chillin’ on me.” 🤔💁‍♂️ 🎤 In other news, a “leaked” developer quote reads: “We just wanted users to think outside the box…by not having one.” 😂💔 🚀 Hot Take: In 2030, Apple will launch an iPhone that’s literally just a hologram. But to charge it, you'll need to throw your old iPhone into a volcano. 🔥 Now THAT’S innovation, fam! 🤑 Share this if you think Apple's trying to sell us the ultimate “Where’s Waldo” game! 🧐✨