🚨 BREAKING: iPhone 17 Wi-Fi speeds are reportedly FASTER than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you! 📱💨 Thanks to the magical Apple N1 chip ✨, iPhone users are out here flexing on all us Wi-Fi peasants like 🥇. According to some nerd scientists at Speedtest.net 🧑‍🔬 (shoutout to the lab rat squad), iPhone 17 is literally surfing the internet like it just discovered a cheat code. Meanwhile, iPhone 16 users are like: “This is fine” 🔥🔥 as they choke on buffering screens 😱. Imagine taking a Zoom call while on your iPhone 17 and somehow downloading *all* the memes at lightning speed ⚡— that’s the power of Apple! 😤 But like, who’s actually asked for this? My Wi-Fi still crawls like a toddler on a sugar crash 🐢🍬. One developer allegedly whispered (while sipping Apple juice 🍏): “We built the N1 chip to make sure users never have to wait to scroll through TikTok... I mean, conduct important business.” 😂💸 So what's the hot take? 🚀 Apple is only a few more updates away from literally putting the Wi-Fi inside your brain. 👁️📈 Buckle up, fam—if your Wi-Fi doesn’t download that pizza *instantly*, then you’re living in the Dark Ages. Stonks 📈🔥! Share this chaos with your Wi-Fi-suffering friends! 💀👾