📱🌈🎉 HOLD ON TO YOUR AIRPODS, FOLKS! The iPhone 17 Series JUST dropped, and it's about to unleash a design refresh BIGGER than your ex’s emotional baggage! 💔💸 #DesignGlowUp 🤩✨ 🪄 Kicking things off, say hello to the iPhone Air! It’s THINNER than your hopes and dreams at 2 AM. 🥲 But here’s the kicker: it comes with a price tag that’ll make your wallet scream louder than a toddler at a toy store. 💰🔥 #WhatTheiPhone! And then there’s the iPhone 17 Pro—this baby’s flexing a telephoto camera that can zoom up to 8X! 🤯📸 That’s right!! You can now stalk your neighbors from space! 🚀👀 “Yeah, I’m basically an astronaut now,” says the guy who also says, “this is fine” while his bank account bleeds from those Apple subscriptions! 🤡💀 “Honestly, we just run out of ideas every year,” one “leaked developer” mused in our highly-reliable sources (my imagination) 🤖💭. And let’s be real—will anyone still care about the iPhone by 2030? Some TikTok ninja will probably be selling holographic wristbands or something instead. 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: The iPhone 17 will be the last iPhone before Apple drops an actual iPhone-sized AI buddy that does your taxes and twerks! Mark my words!! 💃📉 #Stonks #Based #BigFacts