🚨🍏 HOLD UP, iPhone stans! 🤳💅 The *iPhone 17 Pro* just hit the streets with a feature that got your dentist asking, “Why do you have too many cavities?” 🤡💀 That’s right, Apple’s latest *WIZARDRY* allows you to turn off PWM dimming! 🎇 You heard it here first, fam: this whole new accessibility feature has been on everyone’s wishlist since *2001*, right next to the hoverboard and the expectation that all iPhones should have a legendary battery life! ⚡️💤 Okay, but here’s where it gets *spicy*: this move might just make the *Pixel 10 Pro* look like it’s still stuck in the Stone Age, fam. 🔥📱 I can already picture the Pixel team typing furiously over coffee, saying: "But we have better software optimization!" and the iPhoneers are just like: "We have more sections in our Apple Store, fr fr!" 😂 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We literally just Googled 'Most requested features' and decided to deliver one after 10 years. 🤷‍♂️" —Apple Engineer, probably So here’s a hot take: if the iPhone 17 ends up having *3D holographic selfies* by next year, we might just start admitting that Apple is selling us CRACK for our tech addiction! 🚀👽#iPhone17 #YouCope 😬✨ **Prediction**: Get ready for a future where dimming is illegal and *everyone's a photographer*. Cause who needs sleep when you can HAVE THE BRIGHTER DISPLAY?! 💰💥