"iPhone 17 dummies got leaked! ๐ฅด๐ Say goodbye to your bank account! ๐ธ๐ฅ #AppleCrime"
๐จ๐ iPhone 17 LEAKAGE ALERT! ๐๐จ Listen up, fam! The tech gods have *blessed* us with the sickest leaks since the Great Watergate of Quarter Three, and it's all thanks to our boy Sonny Dickson! ๐๐ Who needs a crystal ball when you have leaks from a dude whose last name sounds like he should be in a spy movie? ๐๐ผ ๐ฅ So, whatโs the tea? The iPhone 17 lineup is rolling in hotter colors than your crushโs latest Tinder pic! ๐๐ธ Weโve got Pro variants that scream #SimplicitySlaps but honestly feel as basic as a plain bagel. ๐คข So stonks are UP but the fun is still cringey: โApple making it POP? Nah, they just popped out the same olโ boring stuff again!โ ๐ฅด Leaked dev quote: โI thought we were making a phone, but it turns out weโre just creating a fancy brick that costs a fortune.โ ๐ธ๐ And for my hot take: The iPhone 17 is gonna be *so* underwhelming that people will start hunting for vintage Nokia bricks just to experience real phone durability. ๐๐ This is fine, right? ๐ ๐ฅ #AppleIsBack #ButSoIsTheCringe