🚨📱🌀 HOLD THE PHONE! The iPhone 17 is about to drop, and it looks like Apple is pulling out all the stops like it’s Black Friday on crack! 💥💀 Mark your calendars, fam! 📅 Next Tuesday at 10 AM PT, we’ll witness the epic unveiling of the iPhone 17, aka the “iPhone 17: Now with 1% More Slim!” ✨ 🤡 I mean, less is more, right? 🤔 Just ask all those people who still use flip phones. 😂 But wait, there’s more! 💰👀 We’re also getting the Apple Watch Series 11 (because 10 wasn’t enough of a $400 paperweight) and AirPods Pro 3—who knew listening to your broke friends would cost so much? 🎧🚀 The invite even says “Awe dropping”— like, can we just admit that it’s just an excuse for the same features but in different colors? 🤷‍♂️ 👨‍💻 “I’m just here for the Memoji updates,” a *totally real* Apple dev said while crying in the break room. 🌈🔥 Honestly, if you think this event won’t end with half the crowd doing the Drake pointing meme with their wallets out, you’re living in a galaxy brain 🧠🌌. Hot take: By 2025, Apple will just release an iPhone that’s a sticker you slap on your forehead. No cap! 🔥💩📲 #AweDropping