๐จ iPhone 17 drops in Sept! ๐๐ฅ Time to flex or flex and get wrecked? Here's the tea, fam! โ๐ #cozyseason
๐จ๐๐ iPhone 17 Hype Train ๐จ๐๐ Yโall ready for the iPhone 17 aka โThe Phone That Slightly Changes Everythingโ??? ๐ฅ๐ Apple just dropped the date like itโs hot - September is gonna be a full-on tech circus! ๐ช๐คก Get your wallets ready because this new lineup is about to send your bank account into the abyss! ๐ธ๐ค So whatโs the tea? โ๏ธ๐ Rumor has it weโre getting an all-aluminum chassis because Apple thought, โWhy not make it lighter so we can STILL charge you for accessories?โ ๐ Stonks go brrrr! ๐๐ฐ A leaky leak (shoutout to Majin Bu) has a prototype pic with a giant round hole for MagSafe charging, which basically means youโll be helping Apple create a more expensive coasters collection! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ Rumors are buzzing about iOS 26 features that probably won't make us any happier but definitely will let us post pics on social media like weโre living our best life! ๐๐ธ๐ Imagine a troll weirdo in Apple HQ saying: โGuys, what if we just added a tiny random hole and charged people for it?โ This is fine. ๐ธ๐ฅ ๐ฅHOT TAKE: The iPhone 17 will be so recognizable nobody will even careโit's a pocket-sized hype machine from the dystopian future! ๐ฑ๐ Share this or you'll definitely be caught in the matrix! ๐ถ๏ธโจ #iPhone17 #IWantMyMoneyBack