🚨🍏HOT TAKE ALERT: APPLE’S IPHONE 17 IS DROPPING LIKE IT’S HOT 🔥🔥🍏 Mark your calendars, fam! 📅 On Sept. 9 at 10 a.m. PT, it's time for the annual techno-circus known as the Apple iPhone event. Cue the "Awe dropping" invites that are more lit than my last date! 😂🥵 Like, rizz me up, Tim Cook! So what’s on the menu this time, aside from overpriced nostalgia? Rumors say we might see the iPhone 17 lineup—which is basically just the iPhone 16 but now slimmer. 💅💀 Is this Apple’s version of “let’s thrash the same phone with a glow-up”? Stonks going up cause now it’s a glow-up! 📈✨ And wait for it… they’re THROWING an Apple Watch Series 11 and AirPods Pro 3 into the mix like it's some kind of tech mystery grab-bag. "Guess how many versions of the same thing we can sell you this year!" 🧙‍♂️🔮 Tommy in R&D said, "I had a dream about Siri figuring out life and the universe, but I woke up and realized we're still charging $1,200 for a phone that bends." 🤖💔 #Relatable. Prediction time: In a shocking twist, Apple will unveil the iPhone that also makes toast. 🍞🚀Y’all gonna be fighting over the last pre-order like it’s a Black Friday sale and we’re all a little bit cringe for it. Stay unhinged, folks! 💥🤡💰