🚨🍏🔔 BANG BANG! The iPhone 17 has landed and I’m live in the Apple mothership, ready to spill the piping hot tea! ☕️💥 Say goodbye to your wallets, folks, ‘cause Apple’s about to steal your lunch money AGAIN with the iPhone 17 drop! 🍏💸💀 We’re talking about an *Awe dropping* event—like, it's so magical, even Harry Potter is shook! 🧙‍♂️✨ They’re probably gonna unveil the Apple Watch Series 11 too, but let’s be real, who needs time when you’re late to every update? 🤣💀 And listen to these *leaked* developer quotes I heard in the bathroom stall: “I can’t believe they’re charging this much for a tiny upgrade... but like, can I get a raise though?” Talk about a mood! 😂💔 🔥🔥BUT WAIT! If you want to manage your nostalgia (a.k.a. all that precious storage), shout out to iMazing for a 30% discount! 💰 It's like saving your dignity at an Apple event! In conclusion, Apple’s master plan is simple: take your cash, make you thirst for the next upgrade, and watch as we all cope and seethe. 🚀 Prediction time: In 5 years, your iPhone will *literally* be a part of your hand. You’ll be swiping like some kind of cyborg overlord! 🤖👽💥 So, who’s ready to sell an organ for that upgrade? #ThisIsFine 🙃💖🤡