🚨🎉 iPhone 17 Incoming! 🎉🚨 Prepare your wallets, because Apple is about to drop another overpriced slab of glass and metal that’ll make you question your life choices! 😩💸 🗓️ *Spoiler Alert*: The iPhone 17 lineup is coming sooner than your ex's new relationship! We’re talking iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Air (for those who want to feel light in their wallets), iPhone 17 Pro (because why not drop another mortgage payment), and iPhone 17 Pro Max (for the true stonks seekers out here!). 🏦📱 **“Leaked” Apple Dev Quote:** “We just updated the color palette—Boom! $1,200, please! 🤡💰” Get ready for that annual cringe-fest where the new iPhone has slightly better batteries, a camera that can *almost* make you look cute, and features you literally didn’t ask for! 🔥📸 Meanwhile, all you Android users be like: *Drake pointing* “Nah, I’m good.” While secretly hoping your battery won’t explode this time! ⚡💀 🌟 Hot Take Alert: By 2025, Apple will replace the charging port with a wishbone and handle charging via positive vibes only! 🤯🌌 This is fine, right? 👀💥