👀✨ BREAKING: iPhone 17 vs. iPhone 17 Air, Pro, Pro Max 🤖🥴 - or as I call it, the "iPhone Whatever You Can Afford!" 💸💸 🍏 So, Apple’s out here dropping the iPhone 17 lineup like it’s hot 🔥. Leaked specs are looming like that one friend who never shuts up about their diet plan... *we get it, Karen!* 😩💀 💀 Rumor has it, the iPhone 17 is basically going to be an iPhone 16 with a new coat of paint and a side of "don't look at me, I'm basic." Meanwhile, the iPhone 17 Pro is going to be bringing ALL the features that we never knew we needed! 🤯📱 (Like a “Call Mom” button for when your life spirals into chaos) 🥴🤡 Meanwhile, Apple’s been hitting the “Pro” button harder than that one kid in class who thinks he’s got the ultimate gaming setup but still plays Candy Crush. 🚀💾 According to *totally real* insider info, one dev reportedly said, “Dude, we just added slightly better cameras – it’s practically a whole new phone!” 👀 Stonks! 📈 So gear up, folks! 🍏🕶️ This September, your wallet will be crying harder than your high school crush when you try to snag the Pro Max! 💔💰 🔮 Hot take: by 2030, the iPhone will come with a built-in therapist to cope with your regrets about spending your life savings on slightly better battery life. 🤖💥 Just remember, this is fine... 😌🔥